'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'What children hear!!!!!A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n'. “Yeah, or the couple of times that you used my ass hard enough that I felt like, well, you get the idea,” Helen laughed and winked at her once-and-again lover.“I can imagine,” Charles chuckled as they ate their bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns.“Me, too. Must have been very hard indeed, but then, my dick is rather sore,” Mike confessed.“Mine, too,” Larry admitted as well.“Well, I doubt that we’ll find out yet and we have a long journey ahead of us, so let’s eat up and prepare to get moving, I say,” Charles urged them.“My sentiments exactly,” Bill echoed.It wasn’t much longer before the group was all saddled up for the caravan to get to Ithaca, though the kids were a bit tougher to corral, of course. Luckily, Anne and Therese helped by riding herd on their siblings and the younger ones, due to reasons that remain unclear to the grown-ups. At any rate, they were soon on the road, even if some of the adults were a bit sore as they sat in their various seats. After all, they would have plenty.
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